Just my opinion.It’s petite, it’s well groomed, and like its wearer, it’s decidedly queer: the skinny mustache. I am 100% heterosexual BUT Magnum T.A., with these looks, could've OWNED the adult industry in the early 80s and would've been a pleasure to watch on videotape. "It's finger-breakin' good."-Jerry LawlerĬan't believe no one's mentioned Leaping Lanny Poffo yet. I am sorry, but nothing about Mean Gene says "Porn Star".ĬHAMPIONSHIP PRICES WILL PREVAIL $2.00-$3.00-$5.00 What? I didn't request that! Must be some kind of computer glitch A young Ricky & Robert with perfect porn-staches AND mullets. I've been lookin' for that classic RNR Express pic from Memphis. Tom Cannon - even has a porn star name.too bad it looks like he has no genitalsĬhickee Starr looks like he could pass for Ron Jeremy's brother Shave their heads and they could pass for ROH's Briscoe Brothers. If your mother wasn't so fancy we could shop at a gas station like everybody else. Hulk Hogan, you are a household word, but so is garbage. Though it's not a HUGE pornstache, I still think it counts, especially since I think Jimmy Golden looks like John Holmes here. If there was anyone who's 'stache made him look like a seedy porn star it's Rick Rude. Desperate "we are NOT 14" mustaches.Ĭan't believe nobody mentioned "Ravishing" Rick Rude. The Gibson boys look like they were trying to look old enough to buy beer or enlist in the Confederate army or something. Hey ponyplayer19 isnt that a picture of Randy ROSE from the Original Midnight Express?Ĭowboy Scott Casey looked like he belonged in The Village People. I'm sure he's a nice fellow and all, but Randy Rhodes looks like the sleaziest human being alive. "I live in a big house, on the big side of town" -Ric Flair Mike Graham had himself a sweet lil porn'stache. "Bell time, and heeeeeeeeerrrreeeeeee we go Davey." There it is-absolute proof that Randy Rhodes should have been tapped to get the Val Venis gimmick in WWE, rather than Sean Morley!įor the best in Poltical commentary, visit my Youtube channel: Ĭheck out my new political/cultural blog: Lee Marshall has always been proud of his. Well, at least you brought some class to the ring this time. But I killed her dog before I had the chance to tell her." Sam Elliott from the movie Shakedown Jake: Man Blackjack these ice cream bars are nasty! tastes like **** and the **** gets in your moustache!īlackjack: Vince said we should shave before doing this spot but I said no f'ing way. if ox loses he has to shave right there in the ring. I always thought ox baker should have put the moustache on the line in a match. Only problem is his 'stache crawled from his top lip to above his eyes. My goal is Shangri-La and lately *snikt* things aren't looking so good.Īlong those lines, Magnum T.A. I saw the thread title and immediately thought of Magnum Scott Hall. Even though I was roughly 12 years old at the time, I wanted a Scott Hall pornstache badly. I'll go with Scott Hall during his AWA days. Pornstache : ill-advised moustache resembling the moustache a porn star would have that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy Who has the greatest pornstache in pro wrestling history ? Topic: Greatest Pornstache In Pro Wrestling History Message Board » Professional Wrestling Posts - July 07 thru 2010 » Greatest Pornstache In Pro Wrestling History My profile | directory login | register | search | faq | forum home Message Board: Greatest Pornstache In Pro Wrestling History
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